Somehow my boys talked me into having a Halloween party this year.
We were in a local Halloween store, and my older son was begging me to buy a fog machine.
“We don’t need a fog machine,” I reasoned. Who sits around the living room enveloped in fog?
“We could use it for a Halloween party,” he said.
“What Halloween party?” I fired back.
Then, I got to thinking about it: My boys LOVE Halloween. We’ve never had a Halloween party, so why not?
Good, solid logic, I decided.
We didn’t buy the fog machine (my best friend has one I can borrow), but we will have ambiance at the party.
The boys are so excited.
They’ve even sat with me, and we browsed Pinterest boards to plan for the big event. They want the fog machine, of course. We’ll string spooky spider webs up around the covered porch in the backyard and replace the lightbulbs on the front porch with black lights.
We’ll hang paper lanterns from the big tree out back, which will also be festooned with scary spider webs and glow-in-the-dark spiders.
The food table will feature grilled sausages spilling out of a stuffed shirt, which will be attached to a bowl of potato salad for the “head” (grapes for eyes, pimentos for a mouth) and a pair of stuffed jeans for legs. The spooky specter’s hands will be food service gloves stuffed with popcorn and candy corn fingernails.
I wanted to put out bowls of peeled grapes and cold spaghetti for eyeballs and brains, but they declared that “so last century.”
“You probably did that when YOU were growing up, Mom,” they said.
Well, yes. Yes, I did, and I loved it.
They will love having friends over. We’ll light a fire in the chiminea on the porch and maybe bob for apples because some things that are so last century are still fun today. We’ll play some scary music, give the costumed guests glow necklaces and bracelets, and the kids will have a memory to take with them for the rest of their lives.
When they’re parents, they can tell their sons that fog machines and spider webs are SO 2016.